Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Polluted Pantoum

POLLUTED PANTOUM


My Love diddles with a garden hose,
The Martians are spry and nimble,
The neighbour inhales bug spray up his nose,
Wolverines body slam the cymbals.

The Martians are spry and nimble,
Aliens raid the cellar pantry,
Wolverines body slam the cymbals,
My Love has lost her see-through panties.

Aliens raid the cellar pantry,
The neighbour has overdosed again,
My Love has lost her see-through panties,
Wolverines toast marshmallows in the glen.

The neighbour has overdosed again,
The police have surrounded the house,
Wolverines toast marshmallows in the glen,
Empty bottles, everyone's soused.

The police have surrounded the house,
The neighbour inhales bug spray up his nose,
Empty bottles, everyone's soused,
My Love diddles with a garden hose.

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